15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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LiterallyLily17
Oct 28, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

Kids can be the most savage creatures on the planet. They don't even realize it yet, but they are small philosophers. They tell it like it is - no sugar coating. They are great-minded people, they just get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, we might learn something unusual from their funny (and slightly hurtful) wisecracks. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. The savage children below give their best questions/comments on everything from cleanliness, school crushes to hipsters. Keep scrolling for more. 

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    Font - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside.
    via @xplodingunicorn
  • 02
    Rectangle - dadmissions Follow @Dadmissions dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!" 11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
    via @dadmissions
  • 03
    Font - whatshername @LemonMombley My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who''s a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes
    via @lemonmombley
  • 04
    Font - Ponies and Martinis @PonyMartini The Girl: Why would someone dress like a hamster? Me:.... Do you mean hipster? Girl: What's the difference?
    via @ponymartini
  • 05
    Human body - Tara Chaput @FoodieAndFamily Me: "You didn't even notice my hair!" Logan: "I'm not married to you...not my job!" #ShitMyKidsSay
    via @foodieandfamily
  • 06
    Rectangle - Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew 4: What did I earn for being good today? Me: My love and affection. 4: [cries] I don't want that!
    via @ashleyaustrew
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    Font - James Breakwell y Follow @XplodingUnicorn Me: Someday, you'll have feelings for boys. 6-year-old: I already have feelings for them. Me: Really? 6: They make me mad.
    via @xplodingunicorn
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    Font - Chris Whittle Follow @cwhittle24 Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays
    via @cwhittle24
  • 09
    Rectangle - kelly oxford @kellyoxford Follow 7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
    via @kellyoxford
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    Mammal - Cray at Home Ma @cray_at_home_ma 5: I'ma marry Noah. Me: Why? 5: He's handsome and I like his shirt. Me: Looks aren't everything. 5: He likes to clean too. Me: Lock that in.
    via @cray_at_home_ma
  • 11
    Rectangle - Lisa Y Follow @Lisa_nonos H (7yo): Mom, what's a humanitarian? B (6yo): I got this Ma. its like a vegetarian, but they eat humans. #ShitMyKidsSay Horrified or proud?
    via @lisa_nonos
  • 12
    Font - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Why do bad guys always try to take over? Me: They want to be in charge and make all the rules. 6: Why don't they become moms?
    via @xplodingunicorn
  • 13
    Font - Bobeli Follow @MichelleBobeli "Mom, you were my best friend until I actually got friends" #shitmykidsays
    via @michellebobeli
  • 14
    Rectangle - Syren Pan @SyrenPan Follow My daughter - 5 years old: "I'm not cheating. I'm only helping myself win." #kids #parenting #kidssaythedarndestthings
    via @syrenpan
  • 15
    Rectangle - kelly oxford @kellyoxford Follow 7yr old daughter walked in the room, casually confirmed, "You have to have a backstory to why you're evil, right?" And walked out.
    via @kellyoxford

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